Wanted Plants
As a serious botanist, I crave to add these hard-to-find speci”men” to my garden (in no particular order):
- Mark Lafleur, 23yo son of hockey legend Guy Lafleur. Very sexy bad boy, he has been accused of sex without consent, taking crack, violence, traffic infractions; he suffers from Tourette Syndrome, and lives in a condo on Sherbrooke Street East in Montreal. I would totally blow his stick and give him one of my trademark amazing blowjobs. I’d bend down and let him fuck my ass very hard! I’d probably melt and fall in love in the process, but he’ll be gone by then!
Mark reminds me of a young, masculine, respectable but how-kinky hockey jock from the east end… J-Seb. I wouldn’t be surprised if he played with boys too… or trannies or some other sex kink along those lines.
- Jonathan Roy, young son of Patrick Roy. He’s been made famous for a fight he initiated on ice; I like him because despite his angelic face, he’s a sexy tough fighter… I like his aggressiveness and raging hormones. Other than that, he looks gay. Would date him, if not… eat his aggressive hormones.
- Alain/Pat, 30s, Egyptian-Quebecois… met him on a website; saw him fuck an old skank on webcam, got turned on, he’s been teasing me forever since… I’d pretty much be his bitch on very short notice.
- I would gladly and eagerly get fucked in the ass by bisexual pretty boy (and probably such a bottom) Ashton Kutcher
- Emirati sheikhs and their sons
- Nacho Vidal, str8 pornstar, rough, macho, with a big “heart”
- Citebeur perfect man/arab, str8 or bi… will post photo soon
- RoccoRoc = Egyptian, str8, macho, large dick, very resisting and not trusting… in short: my dream.
- Simon Rex… ever since his steamy porn history = so daring, so hot + he’s a sleazy Jewish bad boy with a metrosexual look… interesting. I’m not usually into metrosexual cunts but you know… it’s Simon!
- Malik el Malik (already sucked but want more and maybe a fuck)
- OverDue, 9 incher Irish-Canadian horny beast… still resists
- Jean-Francois 2, half Arab, half Greek, sexy, str8
- Shaved skull guy from gym “gimme 1,000 and you can suck my dick”
- Zach, the MILF fucker (str8 pornstar)
- Lukasz Podolski
- Greek and/or Italian and/or Croatian and/or Hungarian waterpolo players
- horny + kinky Cristiano Ronaldo
- skinheads/punks
- skater boys
- surfers
- Italian soccer player __________ (forgot his name)
- Julian Rios/Jordan Rivers (str8 pornstar of Chilean origin, did some bi stuff)
- sexy masculine str8 Polish guys… yes I am yet to do a fellow Pole (going to Poland soon…)
- Hakan Serbes, my ultimate fantasy of a man
- Rafael Nadal
If you are (or know) one of these fine guys, get in touch with me… (write to the address after the dash) removiethis-myhotsexgarden@hotmail.com
