I’m becoming arrogant, I refused Joe the Lebanese today March 18, 2009
Posted by mysexgarden in Cumology, General, News, Straight Men.Tags: BJ, blowjob, cum, cute guy, dick, encounters, French boxer, heterosexual guys, intimate encounters, Joe the Lebanese, latino, Lebanese guy, no-strings attached, nsa, penis, semen, sex, sexcapades, sperm, str8, sucking cock, swallowing cum
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Joe the Lebanese and I have been emailing since Sunday. He wanted reactions to our last encounter. Usually, devoured by insecurity, I email and ask how he liked the blowjob. This time I didn’t and he was the insecure one, especially since I left so abruptly after he asked me if I was topless. We’ve been having little discussions about fantasies through email. I asked him, among other kinky things, if he would collect 10-15 of his cumshots in a small container and saved them for me. He was like “eugh nasty”. We cum lovers are so misunderstood.
Joe is also so homophobic and so insecure with the idea of a guy sucking him! Obviously, being a total bitch, I tell him he should fuck a young and feminine gay cutie in his pink ass… he hates it.
As I was checking my Hotmail at work, Joe the Lebanese asked if I wanted to service him tonight. I couldn’t. I don’t like refusing him (only did it once before) but I’m really busy with a project these days and I want to have enough self-discipline to finish it. Besides, a bitch needs to let herself be desires, doesn’t she? And with time, his humongous str8 nuts will only have more Lebanese semen for me… yummy.
Joe the Boxer still messages me on MSN asking when will his turn come. Even John the cute Latino was sweet this week. I’m sure I’ll do them all eventually, maybe not all 3 in one day.
Bush is dead, long live my Sex Bushes! January 17, 2009
Posted by mysexgarden in Event, Fantasy, General, Ideas.Tags: BJ, blog, Bush, bushes, business trip, discreet, discreet encounters, encounters, free sex, fun, get laid, nympho, sex garden, sex reality, str8 guys, tourist, visiting Montreal
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Hey guys,
Woke up on this cold Saturday morning with a little headache. Slept in a but until 11 am; masturbated a couple of times in my bed, daydreamed and here I am.
Visiting Montreal? Wanna plant your seed in me (or my garden)? 
I just had an idea! Yes, sexy nymphs have flashes too! OK, I’m anything but short of hot guys to play with but why not meet and play with a kinky reader who would visit me in Montreal, Canada. I know, I know, my sex garden is visited by 50 people a day and most are probably shocked by the things I write and do… but you know, as the site grows, as I get some regular readership, I think it would be cool to do.
Instead of the regular sources of males: street, events, public transport, craigslist, MSN, referrals, parks, and so on… why not pick a hot guy who knows about me, who’s been reading about my skills, following (and most likely enjoying) my adventures with guys? Why not meet him while he’s in Montreal (living or visiting) and have some clean fun! That could be cool, don’t you think?
Wanna know what you’ve been missing? Wanna experience one of the best BJs a guy can receive? Wanna read my take on our fling? (Most guys don’t know I have a sex garden.) Wanna see me? Think you’re a hottie? A good fucker? On a visit, horny and alone in Montreal?
My criteria would be:
- sexy, fit, sporty male
- very masculine
- handsome
- don’t have age limits but most likely under 40
- real str8 men (or bisexual but very masculine and really pussy-loving)
- no guys into sucking cock or getting fucked
- NO GAY GUYS, thank you!
- clean (and disease-free of course)
- preferably non-smoker
- preferably circumcised
- kinky, horny, and willing
- big cock (8+) = bonus
- bad boy = bonus
- firemen, policemen, military, skaters, thugs = priority
- part of my “projects” section = bonus
What do you think? Let me know! Comment here or write to the address after the dash: removethis-myhotsexgarden@hotmail.com
Who knows… maybe we’ll play together soon!
Annual 12 men suck-o-thon: CANCELLED! December 31, 2008
Posted by mysexgarden in Event, News.Tags: BJ, blowjob, bukkake, cocks, cum, dick, penis, sperm, suck-o-thon, sucking
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Due to me being a bit ill (cold weather sucks), I regret to announce that I had to cancel this year’s edition of my annual suck-o-thon. This is the event taking place on the last day of every year, in which I invite 12 of the best men that I encountered in the past year and… quite simply, suck them all off in a giant bukkake cumshot frenzy. Cum galore.
Say what? Champagne? Huh, what’s that?!
